Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three

 

Once again Craig didn't read the fine print.   You know how when you target somewhere to jump it shows you if the jump will make you fall prone or take damage? It also shows you if it will kill you. Craig jumped to a ledge below the bridge during the grease fight - and died instantly, then whined about why was he dead? It literally says in the fine print "Death" if you attempt that jump.

Here Zaph demonstrates what that UI would look like.

Oh, and this happened

Because every evening ends with your character in some weird tentacle sex scene with a mind-flayer. But seriously, why are there two people using portal vision to watch?