Characters:
- Dave: The one who explains the mission.
- Zaph: The confused one.
- Myles: The even more confused one.
- Craig: The utterly bewildered one.
EXT. FORTRESS BASE - DAY
Dave: Alright team, listen up. Our mission is to defend this fort... well, it's more like a base.
Myles: A fort or a base, Dave?
Dave: It’s a base-fort. We need to defend it.
Craig: Defend it from what?
Dave: The bugs. Now, there's the front door... or, wait, there are two front doors.
Craig: Two front doors?
Dave: Yes, and a back door. No, wait, two back doors.
Myles: Two front doors and two back doors?
Dave: Right, and there's also a middle door.
Craig: How many doors does this place have?
Dave: All the doors can be opened and closed with a switch near the door.
Zaph: What does the switch look like?
Dave: It’s... uh, near the door.
Myles: Do the doors start open or closed?
Dave: Oh, and there's a generator in the base. If the bugs destroy it, we lose.
Myles: Where’s the generator?
Zaph: What does it look like?
Dave: It's a generator. And there are drop ships launching from somewhere.
Myles: Where do they launch from?
Dave: We need to hold the base until eight ships have launched to win.
Zaph: Eight ships, got it.
Dave: Oh, and we also need to get to the evac point and catch a drop ship off the planet.
Zaph: Where's the evac point?
Dave: It's somewhere. Now, it’s best not to close all the doors, or the bugs will just smash them.
Myles: Are the bugs spawning from inside or outside the base?
Craig: Is the base a circle with an inner area, or do the bugs come through the back door and front door?
Dave: Myles, why did you pick the landing zone outside the base?
Myles: That’s where your cursor was pointing.
Dave: Well, we're going to have to quick march into the base before the bugs start pouring in.
Craig: This is confusing.
Zaph: I thought we were defending the base.
Craig: With how many doors again?
Dave: Exactly!
Zaph: And if we don't?
Dave: We die.
Myles: And if we make it?
Dave: You might still die.
Craig: Great. So, what's the plan?
Dave: Defend the base.
Myles: With five doors.
Dave: Correct.
Zaph: And save the generator.
Dave: Absolutely.
Craig: And get to the evac point.
Dave: Precisely.
Myles: This is going to be a disaster.
Dave: It already is.
Narrator: They died many times. Only four drop ships escaped, and only two of them made it to the evac drop ship.
