Falling is the second leading cause of accidental death

Elder Scrolls Online

What if someone said to you, "Jump, and you'll receive a boon" - would you?
What if that same someone jumps, and says "See it's easy" - would you follow?
What if your name was "Sturnim the Brave" - surely you must, right?

What if you miss the water...

(Note the sidebar, with the health stats)

Grade II listed status for its “cultural and historical importance"

The Secret World

No traffic here, no police required, but you may need a shotgun to deal with the zombies trying to get your autograph.

I suppose this makes me Lennon, Craig Ringo, Gary McCartney, and Dave is Harrison.

Jumping Grasshoppers

Jumping Grasshoppers

Craig truly is the master of climbing.
Here's me, looking up, and saying something like "How'd you get up there?", and Craig saying something like "It's easy, I'll show you".  Always wanting to help is our Craig.  But without fail the student will always disappoint the master. If this was Kung Fu, that old TV series from the 70's,
"When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave." Grasshopper would be an old man by now.