Rolling Ones, Rolling Eyes: The Unforgettable Moments of D&D

 

As the sun bathes the valley and river below in a warm, golden glow, your eclectic party takes a momentary respite atop the cliff. Craig, donning a peculiar hat known for its enchanting effects on his vocals, stands still for once, perhaps contemplating his next performance. Myles, the elf ranger/rogue, has his bow strapped securely to his back, a silent nod to his dual expertise. Zaph, the dwarf paladin, wears a grin, unaware that his broken oath will soon ripple through his life in unforeseen ways. Dave, the Githyanki warrior mage looks determined as always (ed. Why do mages always carry a staff? To have something to lean on when they're out of mana?), his mind on a long-standing vendetta against mind flayers. It's a snapshot in time, capturing the serenity before challenges yet to come.

Ah, the infamous natural 1: the D&D equivalent of slipping on a banana peel while trying to defuse a bomb. One moment, you're a heroic paladin, radiating the glory of your divine oath. The next, you're tripping over your own sword. But don't despair. These epic fails often make for the most memorable stories. You might not be the hero in that moment, but you're certainly the star of comedic relief.

Ah, the quirkiness of rolling a natural 20 on a Wisdom check when all Zaph needed was a mere 2. Imagine needing only a dollop of common sense but instead channeling the wisdom of Gandalf, Yoda, and Dumbledore combined. It's like seeking to understand if it might rain and instead comprehending the intricacies of meteorological patterns across multiple dimensions.

Baldur's Gate 3: We Waited Longer Than a Wizard's Beard

We embark on a whimsical journey back to the fantastical realm of Baldur's Gate 3, a journey that spans over two years. Our adventure began on Friday, February 12, 2021, when we first delved into the pre-release version of the game, filled with anticipation and excitement.

Now, on September 22, 2023, the long-awaited moment has finally arrived, and we find ourselves reflecting on the 2-year journey that brought us here. The duration between our initial post and this gameplay experience has felt like an epic quest in itself - 647 days later.

We rediscover Baldur's Gate 3, sharing our nostalgia, excitement, and the unique humor that comes from waiting two years to fully embrace this beloved game. As I ventured back into Baldur's Gate 3, a profound sense of déjà vu enveloped me upon encountering familiar traps. My recollection was as hazy as an old spellbook; I could only think, "I remember this bit," yet the finer details only resurfaced when I stumbled upon each obstacle, much like an arcane incantation that had waited to be recited.

Here's us in the before times

And now

But first, let's crash this ship - the Nautiloid

  And time for a breather, now that we found all the traps - say cheese!