Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper

 

We're on an express elevator to hell - going down!
Getting everyone on the elevator only took about half an hour - too busy posing for the team photo - just press the button already.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper

Myrkul was a lot bigger than we were expecting.

Myrkul was a god of the dead and later a god of decay and exhaustion in the Faerûnian pantheon.

Notice the past tense, "was a god". They don't make gods like they used to - he ... became exhausted!