Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

So, we've mapped every inch of Baulder's Gate 3 - pre-release. We now have to wait for the actual release. So we've decided to take a nice little relaxing holiday. Travel broadens the mind they say, so let's see the sights of the 42nd millennium, admire the gothic architecture, take the safety off and drop a train on it!

Warhammer 40,000: Inquisitor - hey where's Craig?

Zaph's what's up with that floating Hitler skull, or is that Sturnim? 

 In space, there is no up, no north. Hell we don't even know where the camera is.

Why is there a massive turret on the inside of this ship?

I mean, imagine this was the Gerald R Ford Class, US - which is a super massive aircraft carrier, the largest in history - displacing like 100,000t, powered by two A1B nuclear reactors - do you think they have turrets like this mounted on the inside of the deck? No that would be dangerous!

But putting that all aside - why am I up the front here, I mean I'm literally up near the pointy end of this massive turret, and I see Dave's hanging back at a safe distance.

One day lad, all this will be yours!

I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started, all I had was swamp! Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, and then it sank into the swamp.

You appear to have a major infestation of dragons here, I mean at the size of that thing.

Oh, actually it's not really that big.

But then again, that is a pretty hefty looking leg. Craig do not attempt a pick pocket, we'll never hear the end of it. We still dine out on the tales of the last dragon you did that to. 

We like oil barrels. They may be heavy in the old bag, but totally worth it.

I mean seriously, whose turn is it to clean up the camp?

Well, on second thought, let's go to Camelot. This is a silly place.

OMG - the dog has turned up at our camp. We're all going to die in our sleep!