One day lad, all this will be yours!

I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started, all I had was swamp! Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, and then it sank into the swamp.

You appear to have a major infestation of dragons here, I mean at the size of that thing.

Oh, actually it's not really that big.

But then again, that is a pretty hefty looking leg. Craig do not attempt a pick pocket, we'll never hear the end of it. We still dine out on the tales of the last dragon you did that to. 

We like oil barrels. They may be heavy in the old bag, but totally worth it.

I mean seriously, whose turn is it to clean up the camp?

Well, on second thought, let's go to Camelot. This is a silly place.

OMG - the dog has turned up at our camp. We're all going to die in our sleep!