Sunday, October 29, 2023

Household Staff Gone Rogue: What To Do When Your Butler Isn't the Dobby You Expected

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When your butler shows up, and ... well let's just say he's not Dobby.

Zaph, you've got this - right?


The ancient book before him whispered malevolent incantations, its pages an eerie echo of the infamous Necronomicon. He raised his hands, incanting a spell he hoped would incinerate the accursed tome. "Extinguo librum," he intoned with a quivering voice.

Nothing. A haunting laugh reverberated through the valley, emanating from the book itself. It was as if the malevolent forces within had nullified Zaph's power, mocking his feeble attempts. Cursing, Zaph realized he was spent—drained of magical energy and faced with a reality too grim to fathom. The book remained, as menacing as ever.

With no other options, Zaph hastily shoved the book into his bag, its dark energy squirming like a caged beast. "This isn't over," he muttered, backing away. "I'll be back, after a full rest and a recharged spell arsenal. You haven't defeated me yet." Retreating, Zaph vowed to return, to conquer the malevolent force that defied annihilation. For now, the battle was lost, but the war was far from over.

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