Sunday, June 11, 2023

Don't Panic, Just Delete the Scaffolding: Craig's Guide to Building Skyscrapers in No Man's Sky


In the whimsical adventure of Dave, Myles, and Craig, their mission to build a new base on the enchanting planet, The Well of Happiness, was not without its challenges. Balancing atop precarious scaffolding, they teetered on the edge of laughter and disaster, knowing that a misstep could send them hurtling towards the great unknown. Jetpacks were their trusty companions, capable of saving them from certain doom, but only if activated at the very last moment. Oh, the temptation to test their limits! And let us not forget the vital landing pad, the holy grail of interstellar parking, without which ship landings would be as futile as juggling neutron stars. And the teleporter, a gateway to convenience and teleportational wonders, ensuring that the base remained accessible even across vast cosmic distances. But alas, failing to execute these crucial tasks would leave them stranded, forever yearning for the comforts of their unattainable abode. A race against time, gravity, and a mischievous sense of irony commenced as they embarked on this comical journey through the cosmos.


We built a thing.

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