In the heart of Enshrouded, four heroes—Myles, Dave, Zaph, and Craig—stumbled upon their latest discovery: a grand, towering monolith adorned with glowing purple runes. Naturally, the team did what any reasonable adventurers would do—they posed for a group photo. After all, documenting these rare finds is practically a sacred ritual.
Everything was going smoothly until we reached the second monolith. This one, even more majestic than the last, beckoned us to immortalize the moment once again. As we began lining up, the ever-curious Craig decided to get hands-on. And by that, I mean he reached out and touched the glowing artifact, despite our unspoken rule: no touching things before the photo.
It turns out monoliths aren’t particularly fond of being handled. The purple runes faded almost instantly, and what had once been a mystical stone now looked like any other chunk of boring rock. The photo op? Ruined. Craig, of course, claimed he was “just testing something.” Sure, Craig. Sure.
So, if you ever find yourself exploring Enshrouded with Craig, keep him well away from anything he can touch, especially if it’s glowing. And if you’re hoping for a perfect photo, don’t get your hopes up—because in our party, they always seem to go hilariously wrong.
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