Stealing the limelight

Sturnim- "When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."

Steven Wright

I don't always...

take selfies.

But when I do, I try to capture the mood.

R.U.OK

And this why I don't like parking in the city.
You always get a ticket.

Those bullet holes were already there, honest!

Sturnim - missing in action.
Where is his body?