How to lie with statistics

After a truly epic battle, reaching way past our bedtime, the military victory was ours. After nearly two hours of game time, at 1:27am in the morning, having lost 91 lives to the enemies' 55 we had won!

But in reality, we should have been crushed playing against these bots - due to a failing in their AI coding, they peaked and then didn't know how to finish us off. We rallied, holding them off our ancient, and clawed our way back into the game. The bots having maxed their levels, and having more money than they knew what to do with, squandered their advantage, and the tide turned.

Had we been playing against humans the game would've only lasted 30mins, and not in our favor.
Thus continueth the training into 2017...

Sprung taking a leak

Have you ever wondered where the toilets are in these ancient civilizations, underground dwellings and grand walled castles? Cunningly disguised as "shards", these urinals are hidden in plain sight. We should've guessed ages ago, wherever there is a queue to a small room - likely it's a toilet!

Finally - a door

So after an eon of questing we finally made it to a door that would lead to the place that was responsible for all of this mess, all of this destruction, the source of those infernal chains from the sky, and all that incessant demon spawning. Can't really remember much after that. We opened the door, went in - it was all over in a few minutes - not quite sure why we bothered posing for this photo. Seems kind of pointless now. Oh well, there's always another poor sod who wants you travel down to some shop at the bottom of a dungeon to pick up some rare cheese for him - life's never dull around here.

Tips on how to park your horse

Not like this.

The Sturnim fancy dress party

So we probably shouldn't have stood on that!

My legs now make a creaky clanky noises as I run.

When we pretend to be dead

 Here, drink this he said.  (Elder Scrolls)